The Batmale Hall Food Chain: High Fructose Corn Syrup Contaminated w/ Mercury

Why have I been such a sucker for those Batmale junk machine Pop Tarts for all these years? Because I love the sweet ambrosia of mercury-laced hfcp and its side-effects . . .

A Fructed-Up Factory. Yum.

--a list of problem food products
--a press release summary of the problem
--more info
--The SF Gate story
--The UK Guardian